Can u install LOVE??

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.





Found the above story quite nice.. looking at it remind mi of all the happy times i had with her.. though she's with some1 she loves and that some1 loves her too.. i can't help but sometime think.. mayb if i had held her.. mayb if i were more romantic.. mayb if i tried to be a better boyfriend.. then mayb we won't b apart.



You guys have told mi to gif her up.. she's not worth my time.. but 3 yrs.. can't expect mi to gif up like that rite? Still, thanks ppl, u been there.. helping mi along.. words might have been exchanged harshly.. really sorry buddies.. u noe who u r.. Thanks Cal, best bro 4ever, KY, yeah i noe u been trying to save us but i guess that's it... Ah Yuan, i noe even though u din say much, u cared.. that nite with KY Cal and yanting at jon's house downstairs, u let mi saw another side of u.. James, sad to hear abt what happen to u and ur gal.. Tear jerker love story.. but still i salute u for ur love for her..i noe she will always watch over u.. Jon, though we always dun see eye to eye, but i noe all along u r just trying to help.. we might piss each other off, but that's how bros behave rite?? Yanting, even though we r not so close but really thankd for all the help u offered =) Mayb u b forever blissfully with KY.. Elf, thanks for being there gal.. if not for u i think i go mad liao.. love ur scorching remarks.. =)



It's really painful.. watching some1 u love in the arms of another.. calling him baby.. but perhaps it's for the best.. i was nv a gd guy to being with.. much less a gd boyfriend.. yeah she's right.. i might make a gd boyfriend but i m no husband matieral.. =( It has ended.. now only happy memories serve to remind me of all the things we used to do..



Yes i still love u.. Still miss u.. still yearned for ur touch.. and ur kiss.. still miss ur hair.. miss ur eyes.. miss the way u talk.. miss the way u always smile.. i have so many misses.. ooaah how i wished u knew.. how i wish time can turn back.. i look up to the stars.. looking for an answer but all i got was a empty blank. Now another guy is in ur life.. wish u all the best.. had to leave u.. just hope through it all.. u will think of mi at times...


okie, enough of all the emo posts.. bad news..

CHEESE IS INJURIED!!! *SOBZ* she had bleeding from her vagina.. omg i was so worried.. brought her to see a vet.. at serangoon north.. Vet was a lady, v nice.. she held Cheese up and examined her.. Cal was there looking.. LOL i think he was bored.. when she held her.. she found bleeding omg.. i was like so heartpain.. she say hamsters r v fragile animals and any loss of blood can prove fatal.. Thanks God she alrite now.. she gave some med.. to stop the bleeding and stomach pain.. think she alrite.. she's being to move alot more and sniffing around like how she used to.. Vet said internal bleeding likely due to a fall that i dun noe of.. gotta show more love and concern for her now she needs care.. poor little gal..

When vet say at the end " Okie Cheese, time to go home now, Daddy's going to have to feed u some horrible medicine so u can get well." I smiled, cos i realise for the 1st time, yeah i m like a daddy to them.. these small little furballs, came into my house, not knowing anything.. so like little kids have to teach.. gif them a small home, hope they r happy.. they still bit mi.. but it's okie.. as long as they r happy, i m happy too =) at 1st tot her injury was due to being builled by Bacon, was so angry that i "confine" him in a fish tank.. end up vet say it's due to a fall then i realise i wronged Bacon!!! Sry Bacon, next time daddy will check things out 1st okie?? Must forgive daddy okie?? Went to NTUC after work and get some egg tofu and lettuce.. For Bacon as an apology and for Cheese to help her recover faster.. now still have to stay apart.. cos Cheese haven recovered.. but Bacon wanna mate.. Cheese must b stressed already.. so Bacon is going to have to stay in the tank for a few more days.. fed Cheese her med.. had such a hard time becoz like kids, she simply won't stay still for the med.. nd to get sis's help to slowly feed her.. sry Cheese if i was too rough.. but if dun feed u ur medicine, how to get well rite? Get well soon okie? and start the yr of the rat in a clean bill of health!!

Okie tired le.. will update soon ppl.. CNY coming.. so wish every1 a happy CNY and hope $$ comes into all of our pocket!! YAY!!